[IC] ((backdated to Loveless Weekend -- spoilers for Monstrous Regiment))

[bad_addict]

*while maybe lacking the fierce doggedness of a werewolf on the trail, let it be said that a vampire who is looking for someone will most likely find them. currently, one coffee-loving vampire is out searching for one fellow Borogravian soldier*

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[bad-addict.livejournal.com]

The cat ears are the conditional part. Whether or not you have a pair of those depends on the status of your virginity. The correlation between cat ears and virginity, I fail to see, perhaps willfully so, but there's no need to dwell on that, is there?

Everyone who's been caught up in this, though, has a word. That's your team name. One other person has that same word on them. Apparently, there's some sort of fighting system from that world where people battle in pairs.

[allofherperks.livejournal.com]

*fully aware of the blush creeping up the backs of her ears*

Oh.

......how do they ever get any fighting done?

[bad-addict.livejournal.com]

Beats me.

*a pause, during which Mal seems entirely too comfortable. then a grin.*

So are you gonna spill what your name is?

[allofherperks.livejournal.com]

*composed. as. possible*

What makes you think I have one?

[bad-addict.livejournal.com]

The ears are just a bit of a tip-off, Oz.

[allofherperks.livejournal.com]

You said they were a sign of-- inexperience.

[bad-addict.livejournal.com]

But only people with Names are subjected to being cat-eared.

[allofherperks.livejournal.com]

Oh. Then it doesn't meant that you're--

[bad-addict.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmmm?

[allofherperks.livejournal.com]

*saying nothing because, idiot. of course Mal's experienced- Mal's a vampire*

[bad-addict.livejournal.com]

*wandering over closer, looking around*

Nobody's been giving you any trouble, have they? I don't think the fights can start with just one person, at least...

[allofherperks.livejournal.com]

*...stops gripping her coat, squares her shoulders, and stands up*

I've been keeping out of trouble, Corp.

[bad-addict.livejournal.com]

Doesn't mean that trouble won't be keeping an eye out for you. Staying out of the way is probably best.

*flumps down to sit on the ground, leaning against Oliver's tree stump. it's the coolest flumping the world has ever seen.*

[allofherperks.livejournal.com]

*so you can make a sulk attractive. brava*

Er... Are you staying out of the way?

[bad-addict.livejournal.com]

*honestly, it would be easier to list the things I can't make attractive*

In a manner of speaking, I suppose. It's hardly the sort of thing you'd want to get caught up in, you know?

[allofherperks.livejournal.com]

I suppose not.

[bad-addict.livejournal.com]

If it's anything like a normal event that happens here, it shouldn't last past the weekend, at least. Might 'bBe sort of nice to get away from the crowd for a little while, don't you think?

[allofherperks.livejournal.com]

...what makes you say a weekend? And obviously, since I'm doing it.

[bad-addict.livejournal.com]

It's just the way things seems to go here. Somebody obviously has a sense of time and place around here.

And, er, yes. I just mean that, you know, it's a good idea.

So! You still haven't fessed up -- what's the name?

*grins*

[allofherperks.livejournal.com]

*not looking~*

None of your business.

[bad-addict.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on, now. If you're matched up with someone for magical and sparkly battles, I think it's very much my business.

[allofherperks.livejournal.com]

*opens her mouth*


*closes it*


*....undoes her collar*

[bad-addict.livejournal.com]

*twists around, peers up and reads*





...well, then!

[allofherperks.livejournal.com]

*not embarrassed at all. really*

Well, what?

[bad-addict.livejournal.com]

Camp really does like to try that whole "sense of humour" bit on for size, doesn't it? I don't think it suits it too well, sometimes, though.